Total Medals Earned: 1,302 (From 239 different games.) Total Medal Score: 21,270 Points
Medals Earned: 5/9 (55/330 points)
Buy whiskey for your mum.
Return the frisbee to the lazy kids.
Return the dog to the blind man.
Find the seeds to give to Pearl.
Dat cow dun be tippered.
Pick 21 strawberries from the strawberry field in 12 seconds.
Build a friend for $24.99
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 5/9 (60/360 points)
Your very first bronze!
Your very first gold!
Your very first silver!
Complete day area!
Complete sunset area!
Collect all bronzes!
Complete night area!
Collect all golds!
Collect all silvers!
Medals Earned: 5/10 (230/465 points)
Touch a stink bug.
Use up all of your pollen.
Complete the daytime levels.
Complete the night levels.
Complete a level set without touching any stinkbugs.
Complete a level with a score lower than 130k.
Score between 130k and 170k
Score between 170k and 190k
Score between 190k and 210k
Score over 210k
Medals Earned: 6/16 (45/490 points)
Perform a Danger Bonus!
Blow up a bomb with a rotten cake!
Perform an Accuracy Bonus!
Wake up the Guard!
Buy the Cake Rescue Power Up.
Buy the Life Rescue Power Up.
Buy the Time Slowdown Power Up.
Buy the Time Rescue Power Up.
Earn an Overall of 10 000 Coins!
Eat 75 Cakes in a row.
Capture 10 Birds in a Single Round.
Reach 30 Bonus Multiplier.
Gather 8 Pickups in a Single Round.
Stack 130 Cakes in a Single Round.
Score 150 000 points.
Find the strange flying object located high above the stars!
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/365 points)
No, not the rabbit!
Defeat the Mysterious Man in Ch. 2
Beat the game
Unlock everything that can be gotten from beating the game multiple times.
Medals Earned: 4/7 (50/160 points)
Crash Your Bowl
Beat the Blowfish Boss
Bounce off the backs of 2 turtles in a row
Beat the Frog boss
Die trying to jump a shark
Beat the Walrus boss
Travel more than 1000m in Endless mode
Medals Earned: 4/9 (45/355 points)
get the first star
view the walkthrough
Im not single anymore, hoooraaaayyyy!!!!!!
defeat don the dragon
get the second star
defeat arnold the terminator
defeat rocky the italian seahorse
reached maxed level!!!
defeat big gomphus!!!
Medals Earned: 7/9 (275/375 points)
Kill 2 Doctors in the operating theater.
Infect singer in the backstage.
Infect poor rat.
Infect 3 dogs in bonus scene #1.
Complete the game.
Kill himself with a gun in bonus scene #2.
Kill himself with a knife in bonus scene #2.
Medals Earned: 3/3 (40/40 points)
Start the game
Beat Week 1 in Story mode and unlock Week 2
Funk on a Friday (real time)
Medals Earned: 18/18 (385/385 points)
Disco inferno
What a nutty way to die!
Fail at typing
See you next FALL!
Wrong game, jackass!
You found some poo!
Well, at least now you fit into
Fall out of the car.
Just like in every other text based game EVER!
What a SHOCKING experience!
Based on a true story.
Just say NO !
Get all the medals involing poop. You sick freak!
Find all 3 good endings.
Beat the game in 2 minutes or less. (Normal ending only)
Lose in every way possible.
Get to the party!